Crash and Burn

I broke my elbow at the skating rink. Some punk kid with a death wish careened into me at 70 mph and sent me to the floor. It was not pretty. So for the last three weeks, I have been sleeping, eating and trying to do palm up palm down with my right arm without breaking into a string of curses.

The elbow. Who knew what a valuable joint it is?

My advice: don't go rollerskating if you're over the age of...16. But if you do, wear the appropriate gear.

Things were going perfectly, too...jogging every other day. Yoga. Sticking to the eating plan. Now all I feel a slight pinch when I put on my tanks and I wear my shorts. Hateful.