"is a butt like that possible only from jumping and darting on sand all day long? Or can mere mortals achieve such firmness and roundness?Well, my friends, the answer is yes, mere mortals can achieve such greatness, but it's a 24/7 job. Last night, SexOlympic Gold Medal winners Misty May and Keri Walsh were on the Tonight show. They came out dressed in—get this—athletic warm up suits. (As if to say, gee, I'll put on the slouchiest thing I own on national television and pretend that I didn't display nearly every square inch of my skin for two weeks. Girls, girls, girls. We all know you have great bodies. Don't hide them now! Let's see what they look like in real, fashionably-cut clothing!)
Anyway I digress. Basically, they said that Beach Volleyball is a full time job. Their day can run from 8:00 am to 8:00 pm, and consist of training, playing, working out, etc. and etal.
And you know what? If you work that hard on your body, then you deserve every glorious square inch. And if you get paid, even better.
So yes, we can achieve the Beachvolleyball butt. But since it's gonna be on our own clock, loyal reader, I will have to say that the cost will be at quite a premium.
Heck, it'd probably be worth it. I'll let you know once I get the Provida box open.
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