Saturday, August 28, 2004

What's Not Hot

Since this is the SexOlympics, I thought I'd offer a short, useful primer on what is not sexy.


1. Music being played while competition is being judged
2. Synchronization
3. Competition being referred to as "a routine."
4. Spirit hands, glitter, or a gamine toss of the head
5. If the participants look like they could be the back-up band in Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love" video

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