WOW. The whole summer is nearly over, and the Provida box is still sitting on top of the entertainment center, hardly touched. I would have to say so far for this experiment that: no, infomercial products do not work. But I think I should actually USE the product before I make this pronouncement.

What they should sell on late-night television is motivation. I would buy that in a minute. And then of course, it would take me years to use it...

We just got back from vacation where I have perfected the art of microwave s'mores, and yet still, I do not lose weight.

I've been watching the Olympics, and every time that I do, I think: "Gosh, I would LOVE to have focus, determination, grit, and abs like that...perhaps I should hire a coach to yell at me while I learn to do perfect, splashless swim strokes.

Or perhaps, I should just open that damn Provida box...